JEWELRY

FOR THE PERSON WHO SAYS THEY HAVE IT ALL!!!

Yes, these lovely items are made by the residents of Maine during those long winters...makes you just want to move there, doesn't it?

Okay, we admit, these are NOT fossils but they BELONG in the Weird Poop category, I'm sure you agree.

Photos below are STOCK PHOTOS, if QUANTITIES are AVAILABLE.

#PP-1-1.  Milk duds?  Nope.  I'll give you a clue.  It's not something people eat.  These are MOOSE DROPPINGS EARRINGS!!  From the state of Maine .. now you know what happens during those long winters!  Wear them for a real hoot - I guarantee, they're fully dried, no smell, coated with polyurethane to be safe.  About 1" long.    

Silver-tone hypoallergenic French wires  (stock photo)

$14.00/pair  

#PP-1-2  Moose Poop earrings, about 1" long.  Gold-tone hypoallergenic French wires (stock photo)

$14.00/pair 

#PP-1-3  Moose Poop earrings in dangle CLIP!    (stock photo)

Earrings with sparkle!  Who says it doesn't shine!

Stones are inlaid.  One of a kind, you would receive exactly what you see in the photo.  Gold color hypoallergenic French wires.

Earring PAIRS $18 ea.

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Red crystal beads 

#PP1-69  Single earring, pink rhinestone 

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#PP-3-1  Moose poop TIE TACK (stock photo)

#PP3-50  Jumbo poop on silvertone keychain with loop  (stock photo)

#PP3-60  Jumbo poop on gold brass keychain with loop  (stock photo)

#PP-3-100  Moose poop swizzle stick

Real moose poop on one end
Plastic swizzle stick (color may vary) permanently attached, poop + stick measure 7” long.
Comes on a card, with an info card

(quantity: 56)

JUMBO real MOOSE POOP ORNAMENT (or outrageous pendant) on Victorian reproduction antiqued brass

Includes red cord through on permanent loop on back to hang as ORNAMENT OR just use the loop PENDANT backing to wear as flamboyant jewelry, the talk of the party!

One of a kind, unless quantities shown

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 Beautiful designed brass, poop on another brass circle, with faux pearl accents, item measures 3" diameter

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Braided brass with teardrop brass inside; 3 red glass rhinestones below; 3" long x 2" wide (2 available)

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Braided brass with teardrop brass inside; multi color glass rhinestone strands in 3 areas; 3" long x 2" wide

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Brass 5 pointed filigree star 4 1/8" diameter; poop on sunburst brass with dangle pearls on 4 points, pearl & rhinestone top point; large dangle teardrop pearl below

  

#PP4-13   Poop on Brass 5 pointed filigree star 4-1/8" diameter; with Aurora borealis Austrian crystal flowers on 4 points, red rhinestone top point

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Maple leaf, 2-1/4" long x 2" wide

(3 available)

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Long leaf 3" long x 1-1/8" wide 

(4 available)

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Victorian Bow  2-1/2" wide x 1-3/4" long 

(7 available)

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Long scrolled violin shaped brass 4" long x 1-3/4" wide, with two gold brass flowers and a red costume glass stone

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Long scrolled violin shaped brass 4" long x 1-3/4" wide, with two gold brass chevrons with faux pearls

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Sunburst brass 2" diameter, with baby blue rhinestones edging

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Scrolled brass with a white rhinestone bow, 2-7/8" long x 1-3/8" wide

$36

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Butterfly with a silver tone heart with pink rhinestones in center and pink heart trim

$36

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Brass heart with Amethyst crystal & white faux pearl edging, 3" long x 2-1/2" wide, loop on back, red cotton cord

$38

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Brass heart with green crystal edging, 3" long x 2-1/2" wide, loop on back, red cotton cord

$38

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Brass heart with green crystal edging, 3" long x 2-1/2" wide, loop on back, red cotton cord

$38

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Brass heart with red and clear crystal edging, 3" long x 2-1/2" wide, loop on back, red cotton cord

$38  SOLD

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Brass heart with red and clear crystal edging, 3" long x 2-1/2" wide, loop on back, red cotton cord

$38

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Brass heart with iridescent red crystal edging, 3" long x 2-1/2" wide, loop on back, red cotton cord

$38

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Brass heart with iridescent red crystal edging, 3" long x 2-1/2" wide, loop on back, red cotton cord

$38

$14 each

$12 each

$14 each

$26 each

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Moose poop necklace with three pieces for poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain

#PP16-1

Moose poop necklace with three pieces for poop, 21" black anodized aluminum necklace chain with and clasp.

$32 each

 

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Moose poop necklace with five pieces for poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain.

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Moose poop necklace with five pieces for poop, 20" black anodized aluminum necklace chain

$38 each

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Moose poop necklace with nine pieces for poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain. Instead of being full of it, why not wear it!

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Moose poop necklace with nine pieces for poop, 20" black anodized aluminum necklace chain.

Here's Glenn wearing one of the new Jumbo 5-poop necklaces, hamming it up with the Gator voodoo doll

SINGLE POOP

on 20" black cord necklace.  You receive exactly what you see in the photo

$16 each

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$24 each unless marked

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$26

JUMBO Moose poop necklace

Single poop

 On 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain.  You receive exactly what you see in the photo

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On 20" black/silver tone anodized aluminum necklace chain.  You receive exactly what you see in the photo

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JUMBO Multiple poop

$26 each

JUMBO Moose poop necklace with three pieces of poop, 20" long black anodized aluminum necklace chain with silver tone jump rings and clasp.

JUMBO Moose poop necklace with three pieces of poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain with silver tone jump rings and clasp.

#PP40-2B

$32 each

#PP41-1

JUMBO Moose poop necklace with five pieces of poop, 20" black anodized aluminum necklace chain with silver tone jump rings and clasp.

#PP41-2

JUMBO Moose poop necklace with five pieces of poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain with silver tone jump rings and clasp.

SINGLE POOP

on 20" black cord necklace,  You receive exactly what you see in the photo

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Also from Maine.  The DRESS-UP petite version of the poop jewelry world (is that possible?) 

(stock photos)

Deer Poop Earrings

Average 3/8 to 1/2" long   $10/pr

Deer Poop Necklaces - 20" LONG

(stock photo)

 $10 each

Cool Customer Diane (Illinois) shared a pic of the girls who won the Deer Poop jewelry.  They played a trivia game and if you got your question right, you could keep our gift or steal someone else's.  ALL the girls fought over this necklace and earrings.  Even some of the girls I thought would be grossed out were, instead, amazed by them.

Ashley on the left can't wait to take them back to college and show them off.  Amber (on the right) works at a store and loves it when someone comments on her pretty necklace.  Obviously, most people are pretty skeptical.  It's been great fun!  thank you again, I'm sure I'll have to order more for next Deer Camp.

POOP PRIZES FOR SCOUTS

These are photos of the boys rewarded with moose poop necklaces.  They will be able to cherish their memories of our Canadian trip every time they see these mementos.  I am most sorry to report I didn't get a picture of the group WEARING their moose poop necklaces.   In all of the excitement last night this is one thing that got missed.  

I can report the kids and the parents were amazed with the novelty and gesture. I can still see their expressions when I told them what the beads were; that will be one of my fond memories as well.

Mike

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Here is a photo of the whole group in Scout uniforms:

This is of "Ditka's Crew" after they had completed the most difficult 3/4 mile portage.  

and A DEDICATED COACH/TEACHER

found that his Track Team responded well to MOOSE POOP NECKLACES as PRIZES for jobs well done.  They become members of the Order of the Moose.  The parents cheered them on with just as much of a sense of humor.

Here are a few proud owners (names changed to protect the youth).  Coach Martin (center) with Seneca Indian brothers Lee and Harry.  Lee was named the most outstanding distance runner in the championship meet.  All three proudly wear their Poop!

Glenn made a one-of-a-kind GRAND POO-BAH Moose Poop necklace for the coach, here is Glenn wearing it until Coach Martin can send us a photo of himself: